pissvortex:

HIGHLY usable dril tweet, very powerful in all future arguments you may have

aestheticshtuff:

such-justice-wow:

tilthat:

TIL that sumo referee’s visibly carry a Knife in their belt to show their willingness to commit suicide if they make a bad call.

via reddit.com

When will other sports

cowpiss:

lotusmesenpai:

bananaquilava:

Guys I found the pattern.

eightplustwelveistwenty:

sonichedgeblog:

From the ‘Sonic The Hedgehog Joke book’ by Ladybird books.

jayiray:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…

I think he wanted you, of all villagers, to know the truth. He wanted to live on in your memory, not as a landlord, but as a tanuki. But he was forbidden to tell you himself. And that’s why he told me. Mayor, history will never know what he did. No one will ever learn the truth. His donations… his charity, will endure only in your heart. Everything he did, he did for his town. He sacrificed his bells and his honour for his native land. He was a real hero. He was a true philanthropist.

positive-memes:

Try,try, try

krabby-kronicle: